I couldn’t sleep.
When I finally slept, the black cat took action.
He scratched my ear and salivaed my eardrum.
Wakeup asshole, the Third World War has begun and you must prepare for history’s greatest unexpectability.
That’s why you were born in this age, to get the job done.
Instead of his morning meal, he devoured his collar and ordered me to follow him.
I was afraid no more, since I had my cat ahead of me and a breath away behind me my DIVAS…